
Please join me on Friday night at 7 pm for a discussion of
The Audacity of Goats
at
Mystery to Me Bookstore in Madison.
1863 Monroe Street, Madison, Wisconsin (across from Trader Joe’s)
Phone: 608-283-9332


Please join me on Friday night at 7 pm for a discussion of
The Audacity of Goats
at
Mystery to Me Bookstore in Madison.
1863 Monroe Street, Madison, Wisconsin (across from Trader Joe’s)
Phone: 608-283-9332

So, I had a book event for The Audacity of Goats at “A Room of One’s Own” in Madison on Sunday. People came, which is always nice.
But my own event notwithstanding, and apparently, unbeknownst to the general public, it was Food-Shaped Vehicle Driver Training Day at the Oscar Mayer plant.



Note the license plate.

There were also Mr. Planter’s Peanut vehicles, because, as every school child knows, it’s Mr. Planter’s 100th anniversary this year.
We asked one of the drivers about it, and he explained that there are only three peanut vehicles in the world. Since we hadn’t known that there were any, this came as a surprise.
“Are peanuts difficult to drive?” we asked. He grinned. “It’s nuts!”
I imagine he’ll be saying that a lot this summer.
I’ll be in Green Bay and Madison this weekend. Come and say hello!
Saturday, June 11th at 1:00 pm at the
Reader’s Loft Bookstore in Green Bay

2069 Central Court, Suite 44 Green Bay, WI 54311
Phone:920-406-0200
And
Sunday, June 12th at 2:00 pm
at A Room of One’s Own in Madison

315 W. Gorham St., Madison, WI 53703
Phone: (608) 257-7888

I had car trouble yesterday on my way to a signing in Door County. I was tooling along at 70 in the pouring rain, when all of the sudden there was some catastrophic electronic failure. Every dire warning sign flicked on the dashboard. I lost my brakes, I lost my power steering, and the engine began to buck. Fortunately, I was close to an exit in civilization-which for our purposes here means a place with a Mazda dealer only a few miles away–and was able to coast and manhandle the car down a ramp, through a roundabout, and into the parking lot of a minimart.
I hate roundabouts. I mean, I hated them before, but in this case it was lucky I didn’t have to stop. I could just keep coasting.
When I pulled up next to the building out of the way, all the lights in the dashboard went out, and I couldn’t turn off the engine. I had to go inside to figure out where I was so I could tell the tow truck where to come, and normally one doesn’t leave a running car unattended. But what the hell, I thought. It’s not as if anyone could drive it away.
None of this is the point of the story, but I kind of wanted to tell it.
The tow truck showed up in about ten minutes, to my surprise and relief. We were going to be cutting it a little close for me to get to my event, and I was having a hard time figuring out how to explain to the bookstore proprietor–my friend, Peter–that all his planning was going to be for an author-less book signing. I called my husband, who was speeding in my direction to rescue me, and told him he could go back.
Anyway–and now we’re getting to the nub of the thing–the tow truck driver was this young, blond guy with lots of tattoos. He was a kind of classic Wisconsin small town guy, complete with the rural accent: decent, trustworthy, competent, grease on his clothes, dirt under his nails. He hooked up my car, and I climbed into the cab of the truck for the ride to the (mercifully) open car dealer who would loan me a car.
I told him that I was in a bit of a hurry, because there was an event I had to be at. What kind of event? he wanted to know. So I told him I was a writer.
“I love books!” he said. “Harry Potter is my favorite, as you can probably tell by these.” He raised his left arm to indicate his tattoos, which I couldn’t really see, but which must have been representative of this passion. “I listen mostly to audio books, though.” He fumbled in his pocket to get out his I-phone while I hoped that he was looking at the highway. “I’ve listened to…” he looked down at his phone to check the exact figure…”two months and two and a half weeks worth of books this year so far.” He then proceeded to talk about his favorites: after Harry Potter, a series of World War I historical novels by Ken Follet, and some other series in a similar vein. He was knowledgeable about history, and he clearly loved stories of heroism and mysticism. He wanted to know if my books were on audio. I told him not yet, but that we were working on it.
“I read paper books, too,” he said. “But with all the driving around, I do mostly audio.” I kind of doubt that my books are his kind of thing, but so far all my assumptions were being proved false. “Would you like a copy of my book?” I asked. He was enthusiastic.
We got to the dealer, and I dug out a copy of each of my books and signed them for him. We shook hands.
I love thinking about this tow truck driver, wandering around the country roads of Wisconsin, doing this necessary but unglamorous job, the rhythms of different authorial voices accompanying his travels, moved by the heroic acts of protagonists both real and imagined. Along what path will these values take him? How will these stories affect his life and the lives of others? From the seemingly mundane heroism of helping people with broken cars to some other, more dramatic form? Or is it these small daily rescues that give his path meaning?
Maybe he thinks about these things. Or maybe not. Maybe it’s just a job to him, not a mission. But the meanings of our lives may be things we never realize until we’re looking back. Or they could be things we’ll never know.
People are always more interesting than you think.

I will be at Peninsula Bookman tonight, in Fish Creek, to sign books and chat. Peter Sloma, the proprietor, has been a friend and font of wisdom since we first met a few years ago, and I am looking forward to seeing him–and you–there, from 6-8 pm.
I couldn’t find an inn that would take the dogs, though, so I’ll be traveling on my own.
Sigh.


Goat photo courtesy the Washington Post (Flickr/Bagsgroove)
Come and celebrate the publication of The Audacity of Goats with me at Boswell Book Company on Friday May 20th, at 7 pm.
You can buy your copy there, or pre-order.


(From their website)
This is the only location. Don’t let a yellow pages tell you otherwise. The store is located on the same block as the Downer Theater, up the bluff from Lincoln Memorial Drive. They’re north of Columbia St. Mary’s Hospital and south of UWM. We’re also pretty much on the southernmost tip of Lake Drive.
“I joined a herd of goats, they accepted me and I followed them down the mountain,” he told the Mirror of the UK. “I slept in a barn with them and even ate grass.”
Some things in life require no further comment.

It’s an amazing thing to find out that the words you put on a page have become a book. And here it is, a beautiful new addition to the set.

Ready to find out what happens next?